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Scotland’s Entrancing Edinburgh
Scotland is an amazing country with startling beauty, great people and culture, and an epic history. And quite surprisingly, those same people absolutely love the song, “Take Me Home, Country Roads” by John Denver. My girlfriend and I arrived in Edinburgh, Scotland’s capitol, in the late afternoon. From the train station we had a small…
A Mad Christmas
The holiday season has come and gone, passing us by like it does every year while leaving our homes wrecked with enough shredded wrapping paper and gift bags to fill five dump trucks. Our bodies become overwhelmed with the intense and abusive caloric intake of deviled eggs, egg nogg, cookies, apple pies, overcooked turkey, booze,…
Yanks In York
My girlfriend and I recently returned from a vacation to Europe. The first stop after landing in London was York, a city in northern England. There we visited a dungeon, went on an entertaining ghost tour, enjoyed the pubs amidst the old medieval buildings, and bludgeoned our friends with a plastic axe. York is a…
A Halloween Disco Story
The end of October is here and one of the greatest holidays ever invented is upon us. Of course, I’m speaking of Halloween, All Hallows Eve, Samhain, Dia De Los Muertos, The Return of the Great Pumpkin. There are many reasons to be excited for spooky season. Millions of people the world over rejoice the…
Traffic Needs An Enema
Since I started my new job a few months ago I’ve had to go back to doing something that everyone hates. Yet everyone in America has no choice but to participate in this soul-sucking task. No, I’m not talking about going to the DMV. This time. I’m talking about commuting in weekday traffic. The traffic…
Dispatches From Armageddon
It’s the Summer of 2022 and this is the first writing I’ve done here in a while. In the past two years it seems many Armageddon-worthy events happened. The dastardly pandemic continued to spread like a California wildfire. The entire US west coast and parts of Europe were engulfed in a California wildfire. A plague…
The Super Accurate Renaissance Faire Guide
With everything going on the world today such as the public health crisis, the murder hornets and meth gators, and probably some ninjas (those sneaky bastards), these are things that have led to many of our favorite events and pastimes being canceled. Because of this I’ve recently realized that one of my favorite events has…
The Battle of Independence Day
This past Saturday was Independence Day in the United States. Or, as Americans refer to it in their local vernacular, the day of barbeques, beer, high-powered explosives, beer, blown off fingertips, a drunk Florida man putting a saddle on a gator, beer, sparkler sword fights, beer, and FREEEEEEEDDDDOOOOMMM! And maybe some eagles and shit. Independence…
Grocery Shopping In The Apocalypse
I went to the grocery store last night to gather the usual apocalypse supplies of almond flour, coconut flour, apple cider vinegar, and jalapeno-flavored pork rinds. As one does. What am I making with that stuff? I could be making Keto bread rolls. I could be recreating a type of industrial-strength spackle used by the…
The Books Of My Father
Recently my Grandma mailed me my father’s books from Oklahoma. You see, in early January, only two days after my relationship ended, I received the phone call that no one wants to get. On a Thursday, my Grandma called to inform me that my father had died just that morning. Basically it was a…
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